Trouble's Afoot! 0))))))))))))))000000
It was a dark and stormy night. Then you and your friends went into the local CVS to buy some late night snacks and everything is bright...that is...until...you accidentally wander away from your group.
"Fereshteh? Mr. Mattia?" you shout, but all you hear are faint echoes in the distance.
Then it hits you...you're in the toothpaste isle....where no one can you hear you scream.
You then remember you're almost out of toothpaste at home and decide to buy one here. As you reach for the flouride toothpaste, you notice a non-flouride toothpaste out of the corner of your eye.
"What ho! Doth thine eyes decieve me? I have heard whispers among the shadows of such a magical substance, yet I shudder to behold it. I shan't dally any longer..
Nay, only a daft mink would tempt the furies of the great toothpaste spirits! I shall choose my regular flouride toothpaste...