Dinner with Family That night at the dinner table you proudly reveal your theory about evil Victoria Secret models cutting down forests so that they can build massive penny factories and sell them at Wal-Mart at half-price while listening to overpriced CD's, bringing them get one step closer at their plan to upset the Thai economy, and reinforcing the greedy and gluttonous spirit of Christmas. The family openly disregard your comments as rambling utterances of a deranged lunatic. You storm off and take refuge in the bathroom. You feel at ease in the presence of your trusted toothpaste. Crest doesn't judge you...Crest loves you just the way you are.