Welcome Brethren

To the Church of Christmas Where You Will Find

All the Chirstmas & None of the Committment!

The Church of Christmas was founded in 1970 as a way to emphasize the Christmas Holiday and deemphasize all the religious commitment normally required by Christian churches. Christmas is just once a year, why waste time going to church all year?  The church is comprised of over 3,000 members and is richly financed by our many corporate sponsors. The picture below illustrates our Holy beliefs:

God, Jesus, and St. Nick are all equally important.

The Church of Christmas provides a time efficient, wholesome, and convenient alternative to celebrating the wonderful Christmas tradition.  Membership is open to all people, all religions, all races, all genders and all orientations.  As a member, you are asked to attend one church service a year, either on December 24th or December 25th.  You are also aided in your spiritual growth, as you learn to spend all that you can each Christmas.  Also, members have the exclusive opportunity to buy stock in Christmas.  Businesses make a huge profit every year, why shouldn’t you?

Being a part of the Church of Christmas is fulfilling and rewarding and convenient for today’s lifestyle.  Our current Minister, Rev. Walmartio gives lively sermons to inspire you to buy and spend to your heart’s fullest, to truly worship God.  He helps you celebrate gift giving and receiving in a true family environment.  Rev. Walmartio’s motto is “The more you spend, the more you love God” and it is his goal to help every church member reach their fullest potential. His church is stictly a Coca-Cola affiliated Church, and whole heartedly supports child labor.

"Remember everybody, Peace, Love & Gap!" - Rev. Walmartio

To join, there is a one time membership fee of $500.  As a member you will receive:

The Church of Christmas, built 1949