Everyone makes a Profit on Christmas,
Why Shouldn’t You?

Buying Stock in Christmas allows you to gain annually, just like all the big retailers!  Your stock will be invested for the month of December each year in big name retailers.  If everyone is living up to their Christian duty to spend, spend, spend, then you will make big, big, big bucks!  By being a member of the Church of Christmas you promote our true calling to shop, and retailers are willing to pay you for that!

Buy as much stock as you want!!  You gain when the retailers gain!!

There are 50,000 shares total, and the Church of Christmas owns 20,000 of these.  Of your earnings, 10% will go to the church, and 90% will go to you.

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Email us at stocks@churchofchristmas.com with questions and to see how stocks are doing currently.

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